When I say slap, I mean slap him haaaaaaaard. if you approach a guy from behind and has yet to acknowledge your presence, you have to slap him on the back before saying anything. Things being a few sizes over is also a good look. Also, you must not have ANY fashion sense. Don't iron anything, washing is permitted but not too frequently. Now you have to waddle (walking is not manly) At all times keep your toes pointed away from each other and take big confident strides leaning from left to right. Shoulders wide, bow legs, back straight and arms like you are reaching for a gun in your waist.
Think of a cowboy (not the Brokeback kind) from the old black and white movies.
